In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 03, 2023

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    ekke  8 months ago

    Go on, read further. Javelin: verb.

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    TStyle78  8 months ago

    What animals were the giant toothpicks made for?

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    danketaz Premium Member 8 months ago

    Olives. You should have seen the size of their martinis.

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    comixbomix  8 months ago

    Sometimes known as the Mini-Caber.

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    backyardcowboy  8 months ago

    The sign should be: “Giant toothpick and Floss Toss.”

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    …and he’s a coach? OY!

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Picky, picky, picky!

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    Amra Leo  8 months ago

    A car made by AMC…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago

    I went out for track and field in high school. I was awful. I finally quit the team when the coach determined that the only event I really qualified for was the javelin catch.

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    basspro  8 months ago

    And that’s the whole tooth.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Well, if you’re gonna get picky about.

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    Some of these athletes are so huge, it does become a “toothpick” toss…

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    That is what a toothpick is; a pointed stick, unless it’s flat…

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    David Rickard Premium Member 8 months ago

    Missed a step, Zaehringer: should’ve been “Titanic Toothpick Toss Tournament” for full alliterative appeal.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Javelin cheerleaders: “We’ve got spear it, yes we do! / We’ve got spear it, how ’bout you?”

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    SC0304  8 months ago

    Remind him to receive if he wins the toss…….

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