In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 03, 2023

Go on, read further. Javelin: verb.

What animals were the giant toothpicks made for?

Olives. You should have seen the size of their martinis.

Sometimes known as the Mini-Caber.

The sign should be: “Giant toothpick and Floss Toss.”

…and he’s a coach? OY!

Picky, picky, picky!

A car made by AMC…

I went out for track and field in high school. I was awful. I finally quit the team when the coach determined that the only event I really qualified for was the javelin catch.

And that’s the whole tooth.

Well, if you’re gonna get picky about.

Some of these athletes are so huge, it does become a “toothpick” toss…

That is what a toothpick is; a pointed stick, unless it’s flat…

Missed a step, Zaehringer: should’ve been “Titanic Toothpick Toss Tournament” for full alliterative appeal.

Javelin cheerleaders: “We’ve got spear it, yes we do! / We’ve got spear it, how ’bout you?”

Remind him to receive if he wins the toss…….