Herman by Jim Unger for March 03, 2021

Maybe we just found the reason for the sore throat!

Suck it up, baby! Crumbs from eating in bed last night….

Nothing like a little TLC. Yep, that’s really nothing like it. Actually, looking at that lady every day would make your eyes match your throat.

Do you also wish that people would vacuum you when you’re lying in bed, sick?

Just move that vacuum a little to the left; Now a little lower. I’ll give you an hour to stop that.

hmm feeling a little passive-aggressive are we? WOW!! I suddenly really like our vacuum. If I did that with it, it would suck the covers up into the mouth until it either burned out the motor or I turned off the switch. AND it would do it soooooo fast I couldn’t react – so would have to buy another one. js won’t tell you how I know that little tidbit of info. LOL

The faces of the women are often just that of a man, with longer hair.

How does she vacuum those covers without jamming up the the beater brush?

What a nasty, angry, old shriveled up sea hag.

Good lord lady, rest when you get sick. Reminds me of my ex-wife. Told me physical therapy after shoulder surgery was a “scam.” Told me to suck it up when I have bilateral corneal abrasions and couldn’t see.

Maybe they know each other. Nasty wenches.

Lady, the least you could do is sing “Soft Kitty” for him.

May the bed bugs bite.