Death of a Salesman.
That’s a great space alien!
I now have the heebeejeebees…
You need insurance.
I have this great new home defense item to show her
Yes she is. Just 284 light-years away.
That is where we have it all wrong. We should not send the military to deal with incursions from space, but a horde of door-to-door salesmen or worse, ‘Bible-thumpers’ would be more effective.
She’s in her ship in orbit.
Now, THAT is one creative alien!
Maybe that is the mother.
Hope you have nomorobo too, for the telemarketers.
Yes but I’m not allowed to share universal translators with strangers…
Many decades ago a salesman asked me and my spouse if our mother was home. My spouse answered, “Yes, but she’s 1400 miles away.” I guess we looked younger than 23.
Flattering the grandparent.
He knows how to make a sale.
“I’m hereto talk about your space ship’s extended warranty”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart