That is where we have it all wrong. We should not send the military to deal with incursions from space, but a horde of door-to-door salesmen or worse, ‘Bible-thumpers’ would be more effective.
Many decades ago a salesman asked me and my spouse if our mother was home. My spouse answered, “Yes, but she’s 1400 miles away.” I guess we looked younger than 23.
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Death of a Salesman.
constantine48 over 4 years ago
That’s a great space alien!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
I now have the heebeejeebees…
Ubintold over 4 years ago
You need insurance.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
I have this great new home defense item to show her
bobpeters61 over 4 years ago
Yes she is. Just 284 light-years away.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 4 years ago
That is where we have it all wrong. We should not send the military to deal with incursions from space, but a horde of door-to-door salesmen or worse, ‘Bible-thumpers’ would be more effective.
pcmcdonald over 4 years ago
She’s in her ship in orbit.
Ukko wilko over 4 years ago
Now, THAT is one creative alien!
rshive over 4 years ago
Maybe that is the mother.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Hope you have nomorobo too, for the telemarketers.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yes but I’m not allowed to share universal translators with strangers…
tabby over 4 years ago
Many decades ago a salesman asked me and my spouse if our mother was home. My spouse answered, “Yes, but she’s 1400 miles away.” I guess we looked younger than 23.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 4 years ago
Flattering the grandparent.
He knows how to make a sale.
A Good Boy over 4 years ago
“I’m hereto talk about your space ship’s extended warranty”