Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 31, 2015

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 8 years ago

    I have much the same reaction to cat yack.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    You don’t want vomit on your vacuums beater brush.

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    formerlyflightsuit  over 8 years ago

    I don’t have a dog, but I sure know this feeling. Sometimes you just gotta say “screw it” and go back to bed with something gross on your flesh.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It’s not because the dog vomit would soil the bedding… I can wash the bedding… It is the fact that now my dreams would incorporate dog vomit in its essential form, that of a regurgitation of events I had experienced without taking time to appreciate their flavor or breaking them down to digestible proportions. Getting up was the only way to keep them down.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    This is a real-life dilemma. You are going to track dog-puke all over your bedroom floor (or carpeting!) if you head for the bathroom to wash it off. How good are you at hopping?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    This is why I always carry a roll of paper towel on a bandolier that also has other emergency supplies attached to it or pushed through loops sewn into its surface.Batman is less well prepared with his utility belt.

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 8 years ago

    And the dog? Is the dog sick?

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Substitute “scorpoion” for “dog,” “cot” for “bed,” and “Chaco” for “shoe” and its funny because its true.

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    drbob456x  over 8 years ago

    Curses!

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    gigagrouch  over 8 years ago

    Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

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    ottod Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Dog vomit is not like revenge.

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    DADoug  over 8 years ago

    In some circles, “dog vomit” is code for, er, ah,…never mind!

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    Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago

    On the bright side, it could have turned into a bad hair day.

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    coltish1  over 8 years ago

    Isn’t that Betty Crocker after her contract with General Mills expired?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 8 years ago

    My internet’s been out most of the day due to the storms here in Texas, but I’m back up in time to wish you all a Safe and *HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!*

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