Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 13, 2021

“Wrong” Island.

He can’t be too far from the mainland if there’s a little prop plane like that flying over.

Call 1-800-KIS-SMY-AXIS – {Do not call. Not a valid number.}

Now, if I could borrow your phone..

They’ll help you only if they can do it their way.

He needs a bigger beach.

Drats……..my battery’s dead.

Texting rates apply.

“If I could call or text I wouldn’t need your help.”

Duh

Where’s a SAM when you need one?

Good luck getting a signal out there!

Ok- try it again and add 1-800-555

Not helping!