oh, Andy, that sounds delicious (anybody got a good non-alcoholic preference to help drown the taste of Andy’s recipe?)
Time to order a large pizza.
For a lonely old man living alone, the thought of having someone who cares enough to cook for me would be nice, tofu or not.
Maybe you could open the gift from the Andrews, it might be a cheese log.
Wine won’t do it. You’ll need something stronger than that.
I’m having offal stuffed with bunny turds and maggot mash, myself.
I don’t knowingly make and serve food that no one else at the table wants to eat. It’s a waste of time and effort and I can have my odd foods when they’re all out doing their own thing.
“Found the corkscrew. What would you like to drink?”
Andy, do you enjoy torturing your family?
You just answered your own question, darling.
Put some bacon in that tofu and it’ll be fine.
I enjoy a lot of health foods, but thinking of eating this makes me gag!
I just love eggplant. Not just its beauty but its taste.
You’d think he’d drink daily since he married Andy.
Gonna need a few more bottles to forget this…
Come to our house Roger we have good food that will go with that wine.
Well, when Roger’s faced with the imminent tofu-ggplant or egg-fu, can you blame him??
August 12, 2016