Tigress Woods Andy is
Well, you woke her up, didn’t you?
This is why you should never take your wife golfing.
Why, when Andy said “O Golf Master,” did I hear “O Chef of the Future?”
She should be teaching you, Roger!
Mansplaining 101-and it’s inevitable result.
Golf appears to be all about miracle shots.
Reminds me of my bowling team in high school. One guy used two hands, faced the pins directly, sort of squatted and kinda pushed the ball down the lane. We all shook our heads, but he had the highest average: close to 180!
Is the ball on Roger’s visor just decor or is it supposed to help him line up a shot?
Talent isn’t equally distributed, no matter what they tell you.
Ok. We get it. Roger’s an idiot on ALL levels.
Do the opposite of whatever Roger says.
If golf pros taught you how to play golf correctly the first time, you’d have no reason to come back and pay them more money.
I had good form, proper foot placement, a decent swing and hit the ball. But my wrists always let the club face open so I was always hitting my second shot from the rough to the right, often not any closer to the hole. Never could correct that.
I’m afraid I share Mark Twain’s opinion of golf: a good walk spoiled.
August 12, 2016