FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 31, 2022

if the fan is set to “low”, that’s a pretty strong “low” setting

Blown out

He just needs better aerodynamics.

this lil fella is indeed boneless

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/07/29

Did Tim the “Tool Man” work on this fan and give it some more power?

Being underweight is a problem I’ve never had.

When I was a young enlisted man in the U.S. Navy, we thought that those ‘brilliant’ young officers, fresh from ROTC or the Academy, needed an anchor tied to them to keep such drifty people from floating away.

“I’ll give ya shelter from the storm” (Bob Dylan)

And I wondered what Jason was pantomiming or just being silly about. That’s one strong little fan!

If he is supposed to be so smart why doesn’t approach the fan from the side?

Like Marcel Marceau trying to answer the phone in Mel Brooks’ Silent Movie…

Gone With The Wind

Jason’s answers are blowin’ in the wind (Bob Dylan).

I didn’t think Jason was rehearsing a mine act.

Anybody read “Lola” today? Same joke.

Pretty sure this joke has been done before

one would think jason is in a wind tunnel

Reminds me of that old ad for speakers, where the guy is sitting in a leather chair being blown away by the sound

You could fly Jason as a kite; just don’t get him stuck in a tree.

In the South, that’s the original ASMR we use to sleep by :)

I’m going to go out on a limb, here, and say Jason’s not a fan.

I can almost hear Flight of the Valkyries