For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 13, 2023

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    rekam Premium Member 10 months ago

    Aypo is SO VERY PROUD of herself.

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    howtheduck  10 months ago

    What was cut can be mended? Farley and April, sure. That rug and that table cloth are ruined.

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    dcdete.  10 months ago

    John’s explanation is in direct opposition of the old magician’s saying, “What has been cut – CAN’T BE UNCUT!” (Or presto, it’s magic.)

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    dcdete.  10 months ago

    I don’t see what’s the big deal with April. So now April has two small cowlicks to compare with Elly’s one giant cowlick on her forehead. April’s just becoming a hair part of the family.

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    up2trixx  10 months ago

    1977. I was five years old and my sister was just approaching her fourth birthday. She was laid up with a broken leg that she achieved whilst jumping from the back of the living room couch, pretending to be Wonder Woman. I took it upon myself to get some scissors and give her a hair cut. The results were unpleasant, but they have been saved for posterity because she is sporting that haircut in all of her fourth birthday photos.

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    g04922  10 months ago

    Cute haircut…

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    French Persons Premium Member 10 months ago

    She has the devil’s horns now!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Indeed it is little girl. Indeed it is. It’s only just begun.

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    USN1977  10 months ago

    There was an episode of King of the Hill where Luann’s hair was singed off in a fire. For the entire season it showed her bald, then in later episodes her hair gradually started to grow back. Mike Judge said he wanted to ensure some real world realism by showing the gradualism, as opposed to the “reset button” where someone loses their hair and by the next episode a full head of hair is miraculously restored.

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    Cole Rene Premium Member 10 months ago

    Brat.

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    Ginny Premium Member 10 months ago

    Enough with this kid …

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    mmmmary  10 months ago

    Does a three year old know what the word “affection” means? I mean, she can’t say her name correctly and talks like she needs speech therapy - but, she knows what that big old word “affection” means - interesting.

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    rebelstrike0  10 months ago

    Or how about this:

    John is bald.

    Elly has a big blue hairdo.

    Michael has a spiky head that sticks straight up.

    Elizabeth has spiky hair.

    The Pattersons, Canada’s most original cartoon family. :P

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    sjsczurek  10 months ago

    >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

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    snsurone76  10 months ago

    So you all approve of negligent, big-mouth mothers, indifferent fathers, and undisciplined, entitled, spoiled brats.

    Man, do I pity you!!

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    HodgeElmwood  10 months ago

    Why can no one spell “yeah” correctly? “Yah” rhymes with Ah!

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    vonskippy  10 months ago

    And the mom’s reaction to a little girl cutting her hair is how little girls grow up to be vain little princesses. It’s hair – it will grow back – stop making a big deal over it.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  10 months ago

    The difference between a good haircut and a bad one is usually about 2 weeks, maybe a little more.

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    198.23.5.11  10 months ago

    Be with us on Monday,when April finds John’s electric drill

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    dlaemmerhirt999  10 months ago

    NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT!!!

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