Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 01, 2012
June: I'm home! Ralph: Where have you been, honeybunch? June: I went to the beauty shop! Ralph: So what happened? Couldn't they take you? June: Enjoy your night on the couch! Ralph: I meant, because you weren't gone for very long! I mean, not that you'd need to be gone for long! I mean... Goodnight.