Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 02, 2012
Norman: Dad! I got a summer job! I'm an actor! Ralph: An actor?? You tried that last summer when you landed a role at the Pageant of the Painters! You portrayed Washington Crossing The Delaware! All you had to do was stand still for 90 seconds. It was a disaster! Norman: It's not my fault my cell phone rang! Ralph: No, but you didn't have to answer it!