Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 29, 2023

Just remember him at Christmas time.

I hope there will be a new arc next week.

Those idiots aren’t going anywhere, that’s for sure!!!

Thanks, but no thanks?

I wonder if tipping Big Paul is anything like cow tipping?

Here’s a tip for them: Always have bail money handy.

Good bye “later” or tip me “later”? I suppose either works since he isn’t getting any money.

Go a few days without bathing, girls love that.

Even Gravel Gertie wouldn’t go for these three

the trial is Monday. Hecklers unite!Storm the courthouse,Bring your cream pies!

What happened to Zipper’s g/f?

These two really are clueless!

Start with good hygiene and treating whoever you are hitting on like a human being. You probably don’t want to be with anyone who doesn’t want those anyway.

As best I know, Big Paul has not been reprised in subsequent years. I think there’s an opportunity here.

Or you could try to find out if you have anything in common besides hormones. (jerk responses not appreciated)

IIRC Zipper already knows that this technique works. Jeff could’ve gotten the same advice from him.

“Hi. Are you as shy as I am about asking someone to share a pizza with you?”