Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 2019

Go to bed, Mike.

And today you get fired on Twitter, Facebook and Email. See what you started Mike by getting dumped in a Chatroom.

I notice she didn’t care about the “middle-aged” part…

At least she had enough scruples not to mess around with a married man.

On the Internet, no one knows you’re married.

I´m sure middle age is a state of mind because I seem to have missed it and I´m 68.

I am trying to remember didn’t he meet his wife Kim that way?

Mike — Try the Adulterers forum.

We can only go to an empty well so often before we start looking somewhere else.

DOH !!!! lol

Anonymous folks on the internet are either Nigerian princes or 35 year old cops.

Good move, Dancer.

Maybe she’s the Dancer from Feiffer. “A dance… to cutting your losses.”