Someone’s gonna get nailed for this.
Bad joke. Just shake it off.
Cedar joke I just made there?
he came in to raise the roof…
He wants shingles? That disease can be very painful.
Lil just got topped!
I can interpret this a whole other way, Sean Connery had a speech impediment and this could be a dig on him ROFLMAO
He hash a particular shet of shkils.
Shounds like shumbody already got into far too mush Glenlivet!
What is the difference between a Rolling Stones song and a Scottish sheep farmer?
“One says, ’Hey you, get off of my cloud!‘, and the other says, ’Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!’”
He is looking for a Pipe Pole Dancer named ‘Amazing Grace’.
Just give him a shot.
I can’t top Michael G. … or some of you others, sooo:
“Lang may yer lum reek” …!
they wanted to give me a shot for “shingles” but denied I had it!
While he is working up on the roof, we can finally learn if it is true what they wear under their kilt.
Ok. Imma gonna give you the answer most Scottish men give, in answer to what’s worn under their kilts: “Nothings worn, it’s all in perfect working order…wanna try?”
Are you going to tell us how you felt?
May 24, 2014