my cup if opccfee is half empty!
my cup of coffee is half full!
my cup if coffee is fully empty, are you gonna finish those?
The engineer states that the cup was designed too large.
I say the cup isn’t large enough.
The last one has also been identified as a “realist.” Of course, an extreme pessimist could say, “It doesn’t matter because the coffee’s undrinkable.”
Didn’t Will Rogers say something like.. " I never met a cup of coffee I didn’t like" ? (or close to that)…
Will Rogers also said “Anyone who thinks a horse is dumb is dumb.”
Horace loves coffee so much, he’s beside himself!
I just do not like the taste of coffee.If you tell me that I have to “dude it up, add stuff, etc” to make it taste good, Duh! why bother? You still are drinking something nasty! Hot cocoa, now! That’s the ticket!Here’s another reason to flag me:Eating oysters is the same as eating sentient snot!
I’m caffeinist type :)
Samson,Another good one! Thank You.Your last coffee gag was on February 18, 2012You might say that I am a fan of Dark Side of the Horse.
I’m having Starbucks Sumatra (ground and brewed at home) right now.
The cup is completely full, half with coffee, half with air.
Goldilocks: This coffee is too cold.
July 31, 2015