Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 21, 2020

His answer carries a lot of weight".

My G.P. (or PCP if you prefer) keeps telling me to lose weight and exercise. I keep telling him that’s crazy talk. We’re old friends.

It was 4 but since you’ve asked, it’s gone up to 7.5.

On a scale from 1 to 10. Tonnes, not pounds.

“Are those my only options?”

I came here to see you, didn’t I?

Everyone Mike draws shares the same genetic predisposition, or the love of food.

Those numbers… are they thousands of dollars?

I am constantly being asked to rate everything. I guess I should be flattered, but I am opinioned out.

Interest rates are down all over.

Do you really need to ask?

“If I was REALLY interested I would have gone to a much better Doc… "

Three and I rate food at ten.

That way he can gauge how interested he’ll be in treating him.

I’m thinking, I’m thinking!