Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2012
September 19, 2012
September 21, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Cobra, it's a long story - but I'm alive! Cobra: Rip - I-I can't believe it. Vile: You there! Unhand my trophy fiance or I'll have you put in jail for kidnappin'! - Rip: This lady was my wife, before I died! Vile: Well, this is my town, Lazarus McLoser! And you're violating the "no heroic returns" act of 2010. I wrote it myself! Rip: Mental note: start wearing a helmet!
Big D over 11 years ago
Rip got sapped!!!
mogera over 11 years ago
Chris Christie?
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
Nice gams, Cobra! Her “affianced” looks like a Richie Rich reject.
Linda Solomon over 11 years ago
love the knive in her garter! and No Heroic Returns my McHaywire you bounder you! Rip, prove to him and his that you are No McLoser! (no wonder there is no Olive Garden with unlimited salad and breadsticks in that town!)HugPounceszz for the Haywires Hooligans!!!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Why wear a helmet, Rip? Aren’t your head hard enough?!
ready.here over 11 years ago
Love the first cell. Cobra is something else. The town needs to bring back Olive Garden.
Kip W over 11 years ago
Ka-SAP!
Simon Seamount over 11 years ago
Male – Fiance Female – Fiancee
rocketscientist over 11 years ago
(from “The Searchers”)
Charlie McCorry: [to Martin as he embraces Laurie just before Charlie and Laurie’s wedding] I’ll thank you to unhand my fi-an-cy.
De_Faulto over 11 years ago
Man, I love the knife, and the act!
TheDOCTOR over 11 years ago
Lucky stilleto on Cobras’ Thigh. Rip wake up, punch out ‘Fred Flintstone’ there, grab your Wife and go.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Love the stiletto! I trust she’s been saving it for a special occasion (the so-called wedding night)?
Hectoruno over 11 years ago
I don’t know where Rip’s left hand is in the first panel but I want to go there.
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Never bring a sap to a knife fight! :-)
Tyrnn over 11 years ago
I think I just lost interest in the ‘Adjective McAdjective’ insult/nickname joke, it’s officially overused now in my book.