Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2012
Cobra: Polly, I'm heading out to the casino floor. Polly: Cobra - I need you to sign off on the books. Cobra: Sign this, sign that! Where has the adventure gone from my life? Rip: He's right behind you. I pictured that going smoother in my head. Fa-fainty! Polly: Did you not have that ghastly beard in your little fantasy land?