Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 17, 2012

every time i move i shake

They’re seasoned professionals.

Be prepared to be peppered with comments……

Well, some people would get rattled when they saw the name, but the other Shakers would trust him….

if there were any left.

I’m just waiting for our own Old Salt, Susan.She’ll earn her salary.

Will Brevity EVER get funny? so damn lame & boring

Mr Mover seems to be steering with a dissolved steering wheel. I guess Mr Shaker didn’t preserve it.

I heard this guy was later charged with assault.

If they’re shakers all your goods will probably arrive in pieces.

I knew we would be peppered with corny puns.

“Movers & Shakers” – sounds like they ought to be a rock group.

@Homesick345, while I disagree about the complete lack of humor in Brevity, I’ll stick with today’s comic and paraphrase Yogi Berra here. “Take the harsh criticism with a grin of salt.” Or this one that I have no idea who said it originally, “When life hands you lemons – break out the tequila and salt.”

Carpe so diem

I hope the driver doesn’t decide to shake his booty, which would really be putting salt in the wound!

I’d use them if they are experienced and well seasoned.

Few people realize their name comes from the driver having Parkinson disease and the passenger is full of Fleet.

Hope he doesn’t shake the breakables TOO much.

It’s named after two famous basketball players, Movers Malone and Shaker O’Neill.

Jesus said; “I am the salt and light of the world.”