Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2012
August 09, 2012
August 11, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat, if you're gonna come over and eat my chips, put this bag clip on them when you're done so the chips stay fresh. Rat: Consider it done. Goat: Great. So you'll do it? Rat: No. I just want you to consider it done so you'll stop whining like an oversensitive ninny. Goat: Give 'em back. Rat: Consider it done.
Phatts almost 12 years ago
… see, your first mistake was letting rat come over …
naturally_easy almost 12 years ago
Just put a chip on a big ’ol rat trap and presto! Problem solved.
el8 almost 12 years ago
ninny goat gruff
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Goat, you asked for it. You should know Rat by now! We do.
ReneeZimbodgi almost 12 years ago
pshh
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Rats’ a Rat…what did you expect.
cdward almost 12 years ago
Head butt the rat right out the door.
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
Looks like Rat is inclined to finish off the chips, and torture Goat at the same time.
EarlOfCork almost 12 years ago
“Consider it done” is now my new standard answer.
gordrogb Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Consider this FUNNY. Consider me happy.
Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I bet that’s not cracked pepper on the leftovers!
m.l. almost 12 years ago
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Goat, you should give Rat a piece of your mind; in other words, head-butt that butt-head.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Rude Rat!
I would love to see Goat just fling him through that TV screen.
xxx
sandigilbo almost 12 years ago
I had a partner once who always replied “No problem” when asked to do something by a client. It was no problem for him, because he would ignore the request. When I realized what he meant by “no problem,” I solved my problem by severing the business relationship.
tbritt99 almost 12 years ago
Clip his ears.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
That Rat. He’s all that and a bag ’o chips.
dfowensby almost 12 years ago
i have a psychopathically lazy family member that will syphon you dry of cash, snacks, and drinks, then go to latch his parasitic self onto someone else. and never NEVER washes his hands. EVER. uck. Rat’s a soft touch.
mari1313 almost 11 years ago
ZNM (Zeeba Neighba Moment)