Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2012

Rogers and the Packers could kick both their ………..rears….

HandOlf the Grey…. very powerful.

Don’t listen to Fumbledore.

Romo is no Balrog. Not even a cave troll.

Should be saying it to Tebow !!

But he shall fumble….or something, to lose the game.

I thought the wizards played basketball. (sort of)

They called him Magic Johnson.

It’s the Middle Earth Wizards against the Cowboys?

My money is on the Wizards.

The black knight said it better.

those hobbits could get through holes in the defense

Now that’s what I call fantasy football.

Romo’s task is made more difficult because he has to fling the ball through that fast-closing window

I’ve seen this same joke somewhere before, where Gandalf was a teacher flunking a student. Can anybody remember what comic strip that might be?

Give him wisdom, Gandalf.

:)

This explains a lot

A thousand lord of the rings fan geeks shuttered and did not know why

J.R.Tolkein must be rolling in his grave