Nanuqud and susan, thanks……Man, I could go for some raspberry Newtons….they sound great. I had no Idea technology had advanced so far…..Mmmmmmmm…..raspberry…. Hey, if we can put raspberry in Newtons, how come we can’t put a man on the moon…?
Look, the law of gravity was passed about 10,000 years ago. This was just after Eve had to actually climb the Tree of Knowledge in order to get the forbidden fruit, (knowledge, of all things!) She didn’t have a figs worth of patience like Newton.. (He discovered napping in the shade of a tree)…So anyway, it was about that time that other people started appearing and fighting and killing eaxch other… This happened without brothers and sisters and the kids doin’ the nasty, somehow…..then there was this big flood and Bill Cosby built an Ark, (which was funny ‘cause he didn’t know what a cubit was…), Then Charlton Heston came along and shot some sense into the Red Sea. Meanwhile, this hippie lookin’ dude was burying huge bones everywhere….
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Repeal the law of gravity!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
When are they going to make Apple Newtons? Wait now, Brewster’s outlawing coconuts? Doesn’t that make his head illegal?
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
Gravity does cause a lot of accidents, that and momentum. Good luck doing anything about it.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It’ll be a mess if they’re not allowed to maintain gravity in the courtroom after its trial.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Varnes… I know you’re making a joke about THIS Newton (with apple) …
But they did make THIS Apple Newton…
Yeah yeah… and cookies.There are or have been Apple, Strawberry and I think Raspberry Newtons, and even these:
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
No, the problem is African swallows.
Bilan almost 12 years ago
Without gravity, nothing would ever stay where I left it.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Nanuqud and susan, thanks……Man, I could go for some raspberry Newtons….they sound great. I had no Idea technology had advanced so far…..Mmmmmmmm…..raspberry…. Hey, if we can put raspberry in Newtons, how come we can’t put a man on the moon…?
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Coyote, Bilan, I was going to recommend European swallows, but I just remembered they can’t even balance a check book, much less a coconut…..sayin’’’.
crobinson019 almost 12 years ago
Outlawing Coconuts? But I LIKE the Marx Brothers!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
gordrogb Premium Member almost 12 years ago
But if he outlawed Sharks, then the Jets would totally dominate.
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
They just don’t understand the gravity of the situation.
TheAlmightyOne almost 12 years ago
I refuse to abide by the laws of gravity, because they are bad laws…
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Look, the law of gravity was passed about 10,000 years ago. This was just after Eve had to actually climb the Tree of Knowledge in order to get the forbidden fruit, (knowledge, of all things!) She didn’t have a figs worth of patience like Newton.. (He discovered napping in the shade of a tree)…So anyway, it was about that time that other people started appearing and fighting and killing eaxch other… This happened without brothers and sisters and the kids doin’ the nasty, somehow…..then there was this big flood and Bill Cosby built an Ark, (which was funny ‘cause he didn’t know what a cubit was…), Then Charlton Heston came along and shot some sense into the Red Sea. Meanwhile, this hippie lookin’ dude was burying huge bones everywhere….
BillWa almost 12 years ago
Gravity, it’s not just a good idea, IT’S THE LAW!