Hot dog: I was recently at a baseball game and they were shooting my people out of a gun. When does the madness stop!? You'd never see that happening to the soup folk.
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noon day sun…Hey, Dogsniff, if it comes with the noon day sun, is it a ray gun?…..wonder what it would be if it came from Hollywood and ran for office?…
This guy seems pretty old-fashioned — he’s got some real gutsGets it from his mother… she’s so old-fashioned she puts her hair in a bun.
Not that he relishes being grilled like this…but he’s used to a rough grind.
The kids in school called him fatty… but he had no beef with that.
I was going to throw in a few links… but I was afraid they’d be too spicy for the kids.When the subject is wieners you gotta be careful to keep it mild.
I especially like it when they put the his people in a microwave oven and run it until the little buggers spectacularly burst open in an explosion of steam and assorted pink slimy things
Why isn’t he talking about the ol’ horsehide that the pitchers throw and the batters bat? After all, most hotdogs have a certain amount of mustang to go with the mustard………
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Get in line behind Quaker Puffed Rice…maybe a class action suit….
Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Of course it wouldn’t happen to the soup folk. They come from better stock.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noon day sun…Hey, Dogsniff, if it comes with the noon day sun, is it a ray gun?…..wonder what it would be if it came from Hollywood and ran for office?…
DuHhozr almost 12 years ago
If it came with a Dad, it would be a son of a gun?
DuHhozr almost 12 years ago
If it just came,would it be a squirt gun?
DuHhozr almost 12 years ago
He must be a Ball Park frank! They plump when you cook ’em. Yum.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hot dog! Good ones, you guys…
But I can still add some flavor, I think…
This guy seems pretty old-fashioned — he’s got some real gutsGets it from his mother… she’s so old-fashioned she puts her hair in a bun.
Not that he relishes being grilled like this…but he’s used to a rough grind.
The kids in school called him fatty… but he had no beef with that.
I was going to throw in a few links… but I was afraid they’d be too spicy for the kids.When the subject is wieners you gotta be careful to keep it mild.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Sorry… that looks like it’s a foot long…Unfortunately, that’s what happens when I get on a roll.
PICTO almost 12 years ago
If dogs are man’s best friend then the hot dog is the noblest of all dogs, because the hot dog, truly, feeds the hand that bites it.
V-Beast almost 12 years ago
AFTETOHD wanted to take the matter to court, but his lawyer said he didn’t have a casing.
djsabc almost 12 years ago
Poor guy at one point he wished he was an Oscar Mayer Weiner. Be careful what you wish for….
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
He needs a little mustard.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I especially like it when they put the his people in a microwave oven and run it until the little buggers spectacularly burst open in an explosion of steam and assorted pink slimy things
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
Frankly, he’s just upset because he hasn’t been able to meet the grill of his dreams.
konradh almost 12 years ago
No one is creeped out by a hot dog wearing glasses?
Godfreydaniel almost 12 years ago
Why isn’t he talking about the ol’ horsehide that the pitchers throw and the batters bat? After all, most hotdogs have a certain amount of mustang to go with the mustard………
J Short almost 12 years ago
Like that guy Antony from the House of [Representatives, he got in trouble for showing pictures of his Weiner.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
chireef, touche’ !
iced tea almost 12 years ago
He’s quite a weenie and needs to ketchup on things.
:D