Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 15, 2012

A major digestive upset…

The news makes me sick also.

Frank likes newsboys … but they don’t like him …

It isn’t news when dog bites man.But it’s news when snake bites boy.

That’s the risk of having a live Caduceus. . ..

He is making an asp of himself.

That’s why you don’t see paperboys anymore.

Occupational hazard.

Take two tabloids and call me in the morning.

I suppose the vet will prescribe a powerful emetic for Frank. Cough up that paperboy, Frankie, see?

Somebody sure is greedy….

Anybody remember the arcade game “Paperboy”? My brother and I would close our office for lunch and head to the mall back in the early 90’s to play Paperboy and SkyShark. Good times.Frank decided to leave out the roughage for lunch. (and why the hell isn’t it spelled ruffage?)

who the heck were those jerks from yesterday? Have they never watched SNL, Monte Python, Second City, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Dennis Miller, Etc.?Chill out. Comedy is subjective and anything in the world is fair game for ridicule scorn or observation, just ask Salman Rushdie (or my wife!). Too many intolerants suppresses free thinking peoples. If it offends, turn the channel.

Anybody got an “issue” with this?

Frank would have to swallow a Jeep station wagon if he ate my paper (man) boy!

Frank ate the bike, too. Must have needed iron.

Is it just me or has Lio had a rough couple of weeks.

Why do I only see an outline of the bike? Where is the paper boy, really?