Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 06, 2012

Maybe if you paired it with a skirt that looks more slimming.

Duck, Venusian male, duck!

And tie a sweater around your waist and hips.

even a pizza looks fat from that view, just flip 90 degrees on the x axis. Than you will flat just like a pizza.

“Hey babe, it’s not like you swallowed a hamster.”

Orificial, you beat me to both places!

I was going to say if she swallowed a hamster like that snake did, she’d look like a wide-brimmed hat.

“Yes, that outfit DOES make you look flat.”Fixed it for you.

Maybe that is the “tuit” they are always talking about.

She looks discusted.

OK, maybe not so much coming or going, but check out her new book: Profiles In Curveage . . . . ☻

Vertical strips (not horizontal).

She’s not fat, she’s just big stoned

i dont think anyone would dare to say those words to any woman

6, I once made a spelling error on an order form, and they sent me a floppy desk……