Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 06, 2012

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    An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove  about 12 years ago

    Love the lookon the hippos face

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    wilb44  about 12 years ago

    How does he pull the trigger????

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Well…. maybe somebody meant hippos kill more humans than lions because hippos never kill lions.

    So if hippos have only ever killed 2 people, they’ve killed more people than lions.

    What?

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    PICTO  about 12 years ago

    Guns don’t kill people! Hippos kill people!

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    x_Tech  about 12 years ago

    Why is everyone down on Hippies today?

    What? Hippos?

    Oh… Never mind.

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    chris_weaver  about 12 years ago

    Doesn’t the hippo-cratic oath prevent them from killing humans?

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    J Short  about 12 years ago

    What is hippo? Tell me, tell me, do you think you know? What is hippo? And if you’re really hippo the passing years will show. (Isn’t that a Tower of Power tune?)

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    Hussell  about 12 years ago

    How many hippies do hippos kill in a year?

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    Digital Frog  about 12 years ago

    Her obituary read that she died of Hippotitus.

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    Hussell  about 12 years ago

    This morning I shot a hippo in my pajamas…

    How he got in my pajamas…I’ll never know!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 12 years ago

    One leg at a time, Dave.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Wow. Thanks susan, now I understand it clearly!

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    libbydog  about 12 years ago

    Look out for evil hippos – bang bang!!!!!

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    iced tea  about 12 years ago

    Their teeth can break a human in two!

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    V-Beast  about 12 years ago

    Since he used to always advocate gun control, you could call him a hippo crit.

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