Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 23, 2011

I hope it’s real heart warming for Lio’s sake.

Something involving Bubbles getting locked up in her crib sounds pretty heart-warming right about now.

What he needs is the Santa Post-Depilatory Face Cream.

Its to the moon with santa if he uses the after shave.

Bubbles is the 2012 poster child for Crack Baby & the lead in the upcoming Alien prequel.

Does anyone know if cousin Bubbles was named after the Trailer Parks Boys character?

I knew she was wanting to steal the beard, but I didn’t think she could actually pull it off.

What Santa needs is a soothing analgesic lotion, Lio, not aftershave; he didn’t shave. Your cousin ripped his beard and mustache out by the roots! Bubbles is too dangerous to be left running around loose!

Heart burn ≠ heart warming.

Ugh, English Leather, last seen in junior year high school.

Santa looks kinda like a crazed, bruised Benjamin Franklin.

Will Santa accept the gift or will Lio get no presents at all?

Bluescorer – EXACTLY the bottle that came to mind…only for me it was back in Junior High School (AKA 7th grade). I mentioned to an aunt that I liked it and I got a bottle each year for Christmas for the next 7 years…wanna buy 6 vintage bottles?

A last ditch effort to convince Santa that Lio is (basically) a good boy after all.

Those two have some ting genetic to cause caos any were they go no mater how young they are or what time of year it is!

A heart warming conclusion? Does that mean that Billy and Cow (from Cow & Boy) show up with the flamethrower they rented?

As someone with a full beard and mustache this gives me the creeps.

Is this the end of troubles from Bubbles?

There used to be an aftershave commercial where the man slaps some on and says, “Thanks, I needed that!” I don’t think Santa’s gonna say anything that nice.