Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 07, 2011
December 06, 2011
December 08, 2011
Transcript:
Petey: Hey! It's a commercial for the toy that Andre wants. He showed me an ad for it he'd cut out of a catalog. Andre: It goes really really fast and runs into things and it does a flip and lights blink and it goes NNGYOWWW... Petey: Ugk. I told him constant exposure to that kind of stimuli causes neurological damage and loosens your eyeballs. Alice: Santa give toy to Alice now!
margueritem over 12 years ago
Alice want loose eyeballs, GIVE!!!
Catfeet Premium Member over 12 years ago
And with any luck, his head will explode!
Ida No over 12 years ago
If you give it to Loris, it will look like it’s standing still.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Are kids that masochistic?
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’d be more interested in finding out what kind of toy Petey wants that does absolutely nothing.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
The Marvelous Toy
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 12 years ago
Alice, take a look at this now: http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381241_10150590905790410_102860060409_11584755_1150159514_n.jpg
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
It’s hard sometimes to believe that Petey and Alice are really brother and sister. The contrast in panel 3 is huge, comically huge! (That was the point, wasn’t it?)
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh No! Alice is caught in that ..I want that toy now..trance!
cdward over 12 years ago
Look! It’s an Alice-Christmas-Zombie!
bobsstand over 12 years ago
The commercial distracted her long enough for the dolls to escape.
Chibi-robo64 over 12 years ago
Petey, it’s ALL in your head. You are too bland.
uhohkid over 12 years ago
Gooo Tooo The Lighttt Alice Go To The Light…
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
The Otterloops can kill two birds with one stone, here. They can give the toy to Alice, and when it inevitably breaks in two hours they can give it to Petey. He can put it on his shelf and, as it collects dust, he can quietly contemplate mortality, entropy, and the futility of action.
“My name is Electrogizmobile, 2011’s Toy of Toys:Look on my marketing craze, ye Mighty, and despair!”Nothing beside remains: round the decayOf that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
loose and oily stools too. YIKES!
trekkermint over 12 years ago
petey can always use the box for a jumbo diorama on the meaninglessness of material possessions