The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 05, 2011

Sometimes the mating of opposites is not a good thing…

Not to mention that big banana

She’s gonna split

I am trying so hard not to mention that if you look on top of her whipped cream, you can see evidence that she never has ..um… needed him…..

But some of us like it hot….

That’s quite the coffee klatch they have going on.

He is hot to trot, she is not.

I think she’d melt in his embrace.

The trouble all started when she insisted he get decaffeinated.

They must not have gone far. She hasn’t lost her cherry.

but when he’s “hot”,…. “I scream”

Their relationship has frosted over.

Does he only have sex on Sundae?

He thought the relationship was a sherbet, but it turned out to be a bombe.

“I thought she was really sweet—the cream of my coffee—but it turns out she has helado problems. She like to hit the sauce and she gets totally fried on Sundaes. She complains that I don’t espresso my feelings, and she went completely bananas when affogato anniversary.”

OK, that’s all I’ve got, I promise.

No respectable coffee cup would find himself with a dame of that kind! She should have went for the iced-coffee guy.

‘grounds’ for divorce in Maxwell’s House?

What does she see in a mug like him?

LOL again

she’s couched in their indifference.

She sure looks like she’d be a cold one in the rack.

So to get his affections, she did a big split down the middle…

Make mine a hot piece of pie please.