Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 24, 2011

15$ for a mug! jeez…

If it’s so ‘instant’, why doesn’t it just make itself?

Steven Wright: " I put instant coffee in my microwave, and almost went back in time."

Talk about product placement!

Then you don’t want to know all the steps for ‘instant’ Cream of Wheat!

Instant coffee???? NEVER!

I love that blue and gray stein but that’s a pretty steep price.

It’s probably imported too, isn’t it?

Might as well brew a pot…… and be done for the day………! ! !

WHY is there no such thing as instant espresso?

I take it that Horace uses the MLP method of holding items in his hooves.

I remember a Mad Magazine from about 45(?) years ago. There was a kitchen scene that featured the following product; “Instant Water, just add hot coffee.”

I prefer my k-cups. Fewer steps than instant and it tastes better (nearly as good as filter).

I make my own pods. Easy to do with regular drip coffee filters and 1/3 cup measuring cups.

Real instant coffee: coffee candy and caffeine pills.

I don’t drink coffee, but LOVE Taster’s Choice Hazelnut on ice cream – really yummy! Coffee smells much better than it tastes!

There’s a much easier method, Horace; don’t drink coffee.I’ve been having instant cola for years — I just open the bottle or can, and it’s ready.