Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2011

I don’t think Bob and Burt will be here much longer…

Pecked to death by duck?

Don’t mess with Guard Duck!

Bob and Burt are going down in a hail of machine gun fire. i don’t know how LGD conseals an M16, but he’s got one.

Arrgh! I was sure I’d get the first comment this time! Now, to read the strip…Ha! That’s a good one. It’s funny because the crocs could get killed again. But the crocs could pay Rat to sneak the key away, if the crocs were smart enough to come up with that kind of plan.

LGD can usually manage to pull an RPG out of his pocket at need.

It’s not yet Veterans Day in Washington, but it will be in a few hours. Honor the troops, whether or not you agree with the reasons they get sent out. Any war-related situation is a terrible ordeal to go through. Show the love and understanding that you would want to be shown. Ϯ

kroks, eet da duk!

Burt and Bob are doomed for sure—first, by their very names, and second, by Li’l Guard Duck. LGD has a tendency to shoot first and ask questions after (strictly rhetorical questions, since there is usually no one else left around to answer…).

Hey! They’ve gotten smart enough to hesitate from taking it from Guard Duck!

“Sir, there is a BOVINE in that habitation….”“I’ve called in some covering fire…”Yeah, the Crocs are toast.

How does he have time to star in this strip while doing the afflak commercials?

Burt, if you’re scared, say you’re scared!

Neither Bob or Burt wish to be known as “Lefty”.

Shoot them guard duck

Go ahead Bob. Make his day

Playin’ Duck Duck Boom!

I can’t help but notice how pigs belly looks like s giant boob

They might as well take a vest off a suicide bomber, because that’s what these two “brains surgeons” are about to achieve!

This is going to be good..

Poor little Duck!

xxx

Thanks, Veterans!

Ahhh Good old Guard Duck — there to save the day. But can you TRUST guard duck? Well USUALLY you can, but he’s been known to have accidents with plastic explosives….

As A Veteran, I say thank you.

I agree! I’m glad that most people are understanding this . I wasn’t keen about Iraq, and understood Afghanistan; my brother-in-law was in both this conflict and ’91 Gulf conflict. I respect what our vets have to do, even if they themselves may have issues with the mission. Thank you,vets!

Great big crocs scared of little duck?… :)

Nobody messes with guard duck!

Touch it and die, fat man.

@logicman; well said!!

This is a space for comments on PBS, not for pontificating, regardless of the good sentiment.

That was LGD’s one true love. She was a wild duck who left him to take the job as the AFLAC duck. So tragic.

no its Guard Duck’s old girlfriend who does the afflak commercials

Don’t #@%& with the Duck.

oooh aligator skin boots