Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Now that you have this big wall around your property, aren't you worried you could lose they key to the gate? Zebra: No. I have a spare that I keep in a safe place. Pig: Safe enough that you don't think the crocs can get to it? Zebra: Yep. Croc: Reech for it, Bob. Croc: You reech for it, Burt.
Pecked to death by duck?