Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 20, 2011

the what to what?

I’ll have some scambled NoEgg with a side of Facon and a serve of soy chips, hold the taste.

Well, Yang for the memories.

Well, when they say “you’re the yin to my yang”, they mean “complementary opposite”. But “you’re the yin to my yin” is just wrong on so many levels. Unless you’re in New York, then it’s ok to still be friends.

I would never waste a grill on tofu.

What’s the matter with a little ho, Yo.

So-fu to you…I have no yen for yin,Soy-anara.

Did I say it made sense?

Oh Susan, you’re just soy saucy.

Only when it’s a suspect in a serious crime.

Any couple going to a tofu grill deserve each other.

I wouldn’t waste a grill on tofu or my time where it’s on the menu!

What I’m trying to say is that your not my sesame oil to my rice vinegar.

Just friends? Yang it!!!

I hope this doesn’t continue tamari.

I’ve tasted some pretty good tofu. Beats tasteless meat any day. After all, It is the seasoning that makes the taste in meat. Add the same seasonings to tofu, you get the same taste.

Yes, you can grill tofu. Recipe here.

my wife bought me a really nice BBQ cookbook, with 365 really good recipes in it. #366 was a tofu recipe, a nod, i guess, to that substance. once every 4 years is still something to put off til next time, tho.

He’s just a sensitive new age guy! Notice the lip gloss, anyone?

Esoteric, even by Wiley standards

Soy bacon tastes like real bacon in the same way that sand tastes like sugar.

Mitch Hedberg once said, " If vegetarian food is so great , Why do they try and make it taste like our food?".

SusanSunshine said, about 9 hours ago

So-fu to you…I have no yen for yin,Soy-anara.

Did I say it made sense?

It’s some sort of forbidden knowledge. See Dilbert today.

Scrambled egg with tofu (as a filler as we broke half our eggs doing field work) was the worst meal I ever tried to force down. Saying tofu can ever taste like a steak is like saying cardboard can be made to taste like shrimp cocktail.

Keep your yins up!

Yep, it’s like so many other vegetarian products, no taste at all. They take on taste from whatever is put in them. This can be good or it can be a disaster. Also, if you season, you must be very careful of sugar and salt content of your seasonings. FYI

It depends on what you want from the relationship.

If you are willing to settle for a friend, OK.

If you are dating to find a potential spouse, it’s time “soy, bean fun, but I’m outta here! You’re not the grill o’ my dreams.”

I tried grilling it once, but it still tasted like tofu.