Why didn’t I think of this before??!
I do this all the time. But I put $50 bills in the sock. Then I put the sock in my glove compartment and I drive over the guy with the iPad in my truck. Then I drive over the iPad. I already have enough iPads.
Winky is learning a sound grasp of the basic principles of the banking business.
Then it’s no longer an iPad, it’s a urPad.
When you’re really good at it, you play the sock market.
Darned if I know.
more effective if you hit ’em in the spleen
I wanted to pray for an iPad. But God doesn’t work that way. So I stole and iPad and asked for forgiveness.
(Old joke, updated.)
Works even better with quarters.
This is just one of the reasons I’ll never get an iPad: You can’t carry it in your pocket.
Winky can have an iPad. He just needs to sell some organs from one of his clones.
coolvq over 12 years ago
Why didn’t I think of this before??!
Ida No over 12 years ago
I do this all the time. But I put $50 bills in the sock. Then I put the sock in my glove compartment and I drive over the guy with the iPad in my truck. Then I drive over the iPad. I already have enough iPads.
Steve Bartholomew over 12 years ago
Winky is learning a sound grasp of the basic principles of the banking business.
Bilan over 12 years ago
Then it’s no longer an iPad, it’s a urPad.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
When you’re really good at it, you play the sock market.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Darned if I know.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
more effective if you hit ’em in the spleen
Ray_C over 12 years ago
I wanted to pray for an iPad. But God doesn’t work that way. So I stole and iPad and asked for forgiveness.
(Old joke, updated.)
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Works even better with quarters.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
This is just one of the reasons I’ll never get an iPad: You can’t carry it in your pocket.
SamuelMeasa almost 3 years ago
Winky can have an iPad. He just needs to sell some organs from one of his clones.