Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 04, 2011
October 03, 2011
October 05, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: Chuck, I don't know if I have the will to keep going. Chuck: Man up, kid. Rip: I - I think Cobra's insane jealousy drove her to do me in! How can I face that revoltin' development? Chuck: Do you think lone wolf McQuade gave up when they pwomped his partners? Heck no, because only one thing keeps a hero alive and kickin' kneecaps! Rip: What's that, Chuck? Chuck: Revenge! Jeez, haven't you seen my movies!? Rip: TNT won't let me have the password to Netflix.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Hey, how come my post didn’t post?
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Revenge is a dish best served cold, underwater! :-) Tsk tsk, why can’t they all just get along?
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
Cobra may be a back-stabbing snake, but isn’t Rip a two-timing rat? I haven’t heard much condemnation of Rip playing love-birds with that little chickadee Bliss. Are we okay with Rip being a wolf, filling Cobra’s doe eyes with pain and a burning desire for awful vengeance? Shall Rip be a dog to match Cobra being a bi***?Me, I think he’s been a bit of a loose lipped louse.
ProfessorKid over 12 years ago
Chuck Norris CAN change the Laws of Physics… with HIS FISTS!!!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
So now it’s the DOG’S FAULT? Come on, Rip! You’ve gotten out of worse spots than this!.And as soon as I remember one, I’ll let you know.
soupygeorge over 12 years ago
“Pwomped”?