Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 03, 2011
Rip drops like a sack of ore-idas deep into the flabby belly of the amazon river! Rip: Even my manly lungs are starting to go! It looks like this is it! Chuck: Baloney, kid! Rip: Chuck Norris? Aren't you supposed to be dead in order to speak to me from the beyond!? Chuck: I'm Chuck Norris, kid - do you really think death would dare to come near my round-house kick? Rip: That's an excellent point!