Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 04, 2011
Rip: Chuck, I don't know if I have the will to keep going. Chuck: Man up, kid. Rip: I - I think Cobra's insane jealousy drove her to do me in! How can I face that revoltin' development? Chuck: Do you think lone wolf McQuade gave up when they pwomped his partners? Heck no, because only one thing keeps a hero alive and kickin' kneecaps! Rip: What's that, Chuck? Chuck: Revenge! Jeez, haven't you seen my movies!? Rip: TNT won't let me have the password to Netflix.