Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 05, 2011
Rip is sinking to the bottom of the amazon, and having a mystical Chuck Norris experience! Chuck: Listen, kid, you need to put down your bad feelings for Cobra the way I put down the bad guys in "walker, Texas ranger!" Rip: I can't roundhouse kick my way out of these ropes, Chuck. Chuck: What about that conveniently sharp river rock over there? Rip: Right! You're always on top of things - Except when you agreed to do "top dog." Chuck: I'm starting to regret helping you, kid.