Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 01, 2011
Bliss: Wait! OK, OK! As nauseating as it sounds. I'll marry you if the medicine gets to the boy - and you let Rip live! Jack: Honestly, I don't see why - but OK, if you insist! Oops! Rule number one about pirates, my dear: don't smell their breath! Rule #2 is never trust one! Ka-splashy! Bliss: Rip!