FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 10, 2011
September 09, 2011
September 12, 2011
Transcript:
Miss O'Malley: Guys, we need to talk about the way you ran today's film. Jason: Did you like surround sound, Miss O'Malley? We did that to ourselves. Miss O'Malley: Like it?! Boys, it's one thing if you're screening "Star Wars" in a big theater, it's quite another if you're watching a film about the history of grain in a school classroom! Having several dozen loudspeakers blasting the soundtrack was entirely inappropriate! Although, I must give you credit. I've never seen the class more alert. Jason: We did tone it down some after the third window shattered.
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
surround sound is great. especially watching football or playing god of war 3.
lewisbower over 12 years ago
SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED was dusting (GASP!) behind the TV, stereo, and Blu-Ray when she asked “Could we hook up the surround sound to these speakers?” After a heart pounding moment thinking I had lost my blues, I replied, “Sorry Dear, those speakers are designed for music only and could not work with modern day TV. Remember, I brought them home from the war before flat screens and HD.” Will I go to Hell?
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
How come all women in this strip have the same face?
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Well, it looks like Marcus and Jason have killed the school budget since they’re gonna need to replace the windows, and maybe cover some medical costs, too.
Tricorvus over 12 years ago
Now I know who Jason reminds me of… My better half…
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
Why do you think so many nature documentaries are in IMAX?
falcon_370f over 12 years ago
What’d I say, a “smashing” success.
hanbyls over 12 years ago
jason reminds me of my only side mwmwhahahahahaha