FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 12, 2011
Peter: What are you looking at? Steve: The list of players cut from the football team. I hate to tell you this, Pete, but you're right at the top. Peter: But I didn't even try out this year. Steve: I really hate to tell you this, Pete. but... Peter: My name is pre-printed on these?! Steve: Looks like you were cut from girls' gymnastics, too.