Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2011
September 14, 2011
September 16, 2011
Transcript:
Robot: I think I really felt a connection with Roller 3... I'm just gonna wait here 'til she gets off work and then see if she wants to go get a cup of coffee... Oh, so that's how it is?! Any old Subaru comes along with a gas pump receipt, and the next thing you know you're sudsing his rocker panels! Really? A Subaru?! I thought we had something special!
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Oh, EB, get a life! Rocker #3 was just teasing you from the start! (And besides, do car wash rockers, whatever they are, really like coffee?)
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
its those horizontally opposed pistons; they do something for a roller
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
Uh, Sisyphos, you’ve mixed up “rocker” and “roller” in your comment …
billyruffian over 12 years ago
Poor EB, looking for love in all the wrong places
TheSpanishInquisition over 12 years ago
I think that if people were cars, Subarus would be totally buff.
vpelleri over 12 years ago
It’s better to have loved and washed than never to have loved at all…
Allan CB Premium Member over 12 years ago
EB, go back to your Eureka !!!
atimnie59 over 12 years ago
Actually, she kinda sucked.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
Subaru has a reputation as a “lesbian car” (not that there’s anything wrong with that), so maybe you’re finding out something about Roller #3 that it’s good for you to know…
Dirty Dragon over 12 years ago
Very disillusioning, when you think you’re special, and then find out it’s just her job. Understanding this is why Matt Dillon and Miss Kitty stayed together for 19 years.
LJ Petersen over 12 years ago
Jim, you should bring back Robot Man. He and EB could have some adventures together…
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Hey EB….. since your watching… I’ll bet if you wait ’til they get all lathered up you can slip in between them…. and R3 can take care of you BOTH at the same time….. migth be the start of something different….!!!!
C about 2 years ago
Might as well be a Cathy comic