Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2011
Robot: I think I really felt a connection with Roller 3... I'm just gonna wait here 'til she gets off work and then see if she wants to go get a cup of coffee... Oh, so that's how it is?! Any old Subaru comes along with a gas pump receipt, and the next thing you know you're sudsing his rocker panels! Really? A Subaru?! I thought we had something special!