Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 05, 2009

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    My Mom wouldn’t sign mine….

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    chubbygirlcomics  over 14 years ago

    Ah, but then Calvin, it’s off to a day job where you feel exactly the same way, only now there’s no summer vacation to dream of and it’s possible that your boss won’t sign your permission slip for requested time off…

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    vibjyor  over 14 years ago

    My goodness ! With all that counting that he can already do, maybe he doesn’t need schooling. He can go to the college right away !.

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    rentier  over 14 years ago

    To get me out the next 11 1/2 years! And who will get him out of work than!

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    Flintstoned  over 14 years ago

    Homeless in training.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I’ve got a parental excuse to take early retirement right now! And I won’t sign it! Why,Why,WHY?

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    sjoujke Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I must have been really weird….I actually liked school. It was a heck of a lot better than working.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    The only good part of school was the look of relief on the teacher’s face when the bell rang at the end of the day.

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    carmy  over 14 years ago

    Nice try, Calvin!

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    ankit221215  over 14 years ago

    Pleeeeeeease sign it…..

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    zero  over 14 years ago

    What is real in this world is determined by those with the most to lose.

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    jrbj  over 14 years ago

    The cartoon intimates that the world, and life, generally sucks. If this is actually the case, why are we all so insistent on staying in it? Is the human race inherently masochistic or do we, deep down inside, doubt the promise of a better life beyond this one? It seems to me that if a better life beyond were true that we’d all be lining up to go there. Instead, we fight and scratch and claw to stay right where we are and continue with our suffering. How strange is that?

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    While you’re at it, Calvin, why don’t you get permission to miss the next 40 years or so of work.

    I’ve got what I hope will be 5 more years left of going to the salt mines, and even that seems like an eternity away.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Every morning I jump out of bed and shout, “Oh boy! I wonder what’s happening at work today!” Then I skip down the road with a smile on my face and a song in my heart to see my loving co-workers and understanding bosses who recognize, acknowledge, and reward my every effort.,

    Would you call the drugstore and see if my meds are ready yet?

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    Hey guys, I actually love my work. Sadly, there are about three other careers I’d love to do too – so much fun out there and so few hours.

    Re the cartoon: Dad replies: “Sure I’ll sign if you sign this form that says you move out the day you leave school.”

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    Puddleglum2  over 14 years ago

    “Welcome To My (the) World” - Jim Reeves

    I believe a certain “better life beyond” is true, but most people either don’t believe in it or don’t desire it. It isn’t their ‘cup of tea’ so to speak. Besides, they prefer to try to earn it rather than be humbled to accept the gift. “For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Romans 10:13

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 14 years ago

    Anyone’s only hope: The Lottery.

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    Wiseguy411  over 14 years ago

    money will buy a better class of worries

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    David Culver  over 14 years ago

    I wonder what effect signing this will have on his dad’s standings in the polls?

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    Money can rent happiness. Or so I’ve heard.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    mplsstreetrwy I think signing that will give him a landslide victory in the polls.

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    alondra  over 14 years ago

    When you’re a kid griping about school, adults tell you these are the best years of your life because working is harder. But as a kid you can’t fathom that. It turns out to be true though. School is a lot less difficult than working. Very few people actually have a job or career they enjoy, most people only work for the money and count the hours til they can go home, or count the days til the weekend, or the next vacation or retirement.

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    ocean17  over 14 years ago

    High school was ok, but grade school was the worst years of my life and much harder than anything I’ve done since. The best part of my childhood was the part where I left it behind.

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    celeconecca  over 14 years ago

    I was pretty miserable in high school, but I’m fairly content with my work. I just wish there was more of it and medical benefits!

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    Awesome-o  over 14 years ago

    Calvin going to hate the next 11 1/2 years…

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    notinksanymore Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I love school. That’s why I’ve been going for two decades!

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    josh_bisbee  over 14 years ago

    If only I had a parental slip like that. Nobody would sign it, though.

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    aerwalt  over 14 years ago

    School was OK. The idiots I had to contend with were another matter.

    Think “Lords of Flatbush.”

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    C_red  over 14 years ago

    To aerwalt, that’s the same as me. Except that I’m still in school.

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    bo-man-go  over 14 years ago

    I couldn’t wait to grow up when I was a kid…grownups can do ‘whatever they want’…ha!

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    ratlum  over 14 years ago

    I am retired and no damned hurry to leave for any promise Like Calvin because he works in the here and now His make believe is so much fun

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Ray C said: “Money can rent happiness.” It can also ‘rent’ (as in tear apart) happiness. But I’d still like to take my chances.

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 14 years ago

    One of these days, when Calvin is toiling away in a job he HATES that he’ll be at far longer than when he was in school, he’ll be wishing he was a little boy again where he had no real problems or things to worry about … and hadn’t wished his young life away!

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    I’m with Calvin and Albert Einstein who both figured out that “Imagination is more important than knowledge.”

    That makes three of us so far.

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    1148559  over 14 years ago

    I hated grade school, junior high and high school. I loved the college classes I took though. It makes a big difference when you are learning something that interests you vs what the system says you have to learn.

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    zaom  over 14 years ago

    as a person who is going to start working (pretty eager to see how it turns out in our economy) and still in school it could be an enrichening experience to see the how a job is over the summer AND summer school.

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    JoeDGiusto  over 14 years ago

    OK, right after you sign that I don’t have to support you anymore..

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    noreenklose  over 14 years ago

    My friend’s daughter graduated from college. She told him that she’d start looking for work after “summer break”. He told her, that since school is OVER—there is NO summer break. Go look for a job, and go to work NOW!

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    Dino-1  over 14 years ago

    Life would be alot better if we all could do what we wanted and had all the money and time to do it. I’m still keep hoping I’ll get to do that some day.

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    ocean17  over 14 years ago

    grazer, that’s easy for Einstein to say. He had plenty of both. Imagination may be more important than knowledge, but you’re more screwed without knowledge than you are without imagination.

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    Hurst5809  over 14 years ago

    This really described my life until I retired, now I can do what I want when I want to do it. Life is great!

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    kab2rb  over 14 years ago

    For some of us there are a lot of people who have lost jobs and need work. And some who have been looking for work and can’t get work. And people like me did work had to leave for kids and waited to long when technology changed working pt and I need full time and the odds are too high 1000 to 1 position. Only the young who stay with education and ouside job seem to get somewhere. When I was a kid school was ok but I enjoyed the library for books because summer was boring no library.

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    krisch  over 14 years ago

    I do the same at office.. and I get paid for it. I can’t even get a parental excuse.

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