The sanest thing about Mexico - retired here in ‘07 - is that there can never be ANY lawsuits!!! Not a single one can be brought to court.
Got a problem? That’s YOUR problem!!!
It was so cold the other day, I saw a lawyer with his had in his OWN pocket!
A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
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Sisyphos about 14 years ago
The more, the merrier! –But not you, little penguin friend! No, Opus; don’t do it!
Pacejv about 14 years ago
I’m foggy on this, wasn’t there a ‘High Noon’ bar situation about the number of lawyers in town? The punch line escapes me. (Rock any memories?)
Ray_C about 14 years ago
If a town has one lawyer, he’ll starve. If it has two lawyers, they’ll both get rich.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Just make him a not very good lawyer. Tom Houston? Debbie Austin-workout lawyer?
risitas about 14 years ago
The sanest thing about Mexico - retired here in ‘07 - is that there can never be ANY lawsuits!!! Not a single one can be brought to court. Got a problem? That’s YOUR problem!!!
Ahhhh - MX is just muy sano!
risitas about 14 years ago
Sorry - “sano” means “sane”, for those millions who paid NO attention in HS Spanish classes.
starguy about 14 years ago
It was so cold the other day, I saw a lawyer with his had in his OWN pocket!
A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
More lawyer jokes at: http://www.thebirdman.org/Index/Others/Others-Doc-Jokes&OtherAmusements/+Doc-Jokes&OtherAmusements-Courts&Lawyers/LawyerJokes.htm
ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago
♫We’re going to play the Sue me Sue You Blues♫
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Would a “law suit” be one with hidden openings in the jacket so you can pick people’s pockets without attracting attention?
BillOpusGarfield about 14 years ago
I think the other lawyer will get to fix all of Steve’s messes ROFL!