Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 31, 2009

They make that? I bet it’s very popular in LA.

Charlton Heston was leaving the K-Mart just as Portnoy pulled in. He bought them out.

That so-called mutant repellent they sell there is really just re-labled DEET.

Notice he went to K mart. Just 20 or so years later, and they would have been going to walmart!

Buddmania: Now that you mention it, these guys do look like Walmart shoppers.

I still rather go to Kmart.

It seems to me that the last thing that Steve Dallas would want laying around is mutant repellant. He is obviously not a normal human being.

Steve Dallas’s personality seems repellant enough. Why would he need anything more?

ammo at K-Mart?

yes K-mart, you can buy a gun, ammo and enough booze to turn a battleship around, IN THE SAME PURCHASE!!

mutants, to keep the rightwingers away. only if there was such a product, the world would be a far better place.

thepeoplemushroom: you can move if you don’t like us. there are many far more liberal countries that would love to take you.

Not just K-mart, you can still buy ammo at a lot of wal-marts too.

K-Mart carries Mutant Repellent? I don’t recall ever seeing it when I used to go to a K-Mart. What department is it in?

Sisyphos said, about 1 hour ago

K-Mart carries Mutant Repellent? I don’t recall ever seeing it when I used to go to a K-Mart. What department is it in?

The children’s department

Just put up a sign outside the entrance that reads “No X-men comics or sci-fi movies inside”; the mutants (who are also known by many other names) won’t come anywhere near.