Kliban by B. Kliban for May 10, 2024

Come hungry.

A drumstick, or a corndog?

Reminds me of the farmer with his three legged chickens. How do they taste? Don’t know, ain’t been able to catch one yet.

Texas-Fried Roc.

I don’t like drumsticks. I prefer wings and thighs.

I thought it was a well-used Q-Tip…?

Batter-dipped, deep-fried timpani mallet with optional Stur-Dee Gripp™.

I may have seen that off Route 66 some while back.