Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 12, 2024

Glad no one was behind you

I passed one ONCE! The penalty was almost more than I could bear. It literally brought me to my knees and tears to my eyes. I hadn’t had such painful emotions since the $150 speeding ticket I got in Wisconsin by a small-town speed trap cop who was a legend in her own eyes. She just knew it wasn’t worth taking a day off work to come back to court to fight it. grrrrrrrr

“And had his left blinker on the whole time.”

I live in the country, driveways are a mile apart and I’m trying to get past a b-train grain truck, with guess??

“But, I swear, his mother, Olive, is the little old lady from Pasadena!”

He kid-yee knot (sic) …!

( happy day to all the moms out there )

Maybe I’m slow, but, what? What is the play on “kidney stone”. It’s not a car or a person’s name…?

I was driving on the Interstate and I went around a slow-moving tanker truck carrying gasoline. Yes, I passed gas while driving.

While out walking today, I passed a kid-knee. A pair of them, in fact. (The kid did not appear to be stoned.)

was it one of Sly’s kids knees?

He just couldn’t move very quickly, because he was…stoned.