Joe Heller for May 01, 2024

Good boy…….hit her in the knees!

Cricket got time on his gands to get his revenge

A Dog Named Cricket by Carly Galluzzo

She probably won’t be coming that way…

Noem claims she put these stories in her book to show she has grit. I think she put them in the book because people know about it and she wanted to craft her own story, get out ahead of it. Tough decisions? I think she demonstrated irrational emotional rage. I don’t think we want her and Orange Jesus in charge of the nuclear codes.

Portraying Cricket as a rabid dog confirms Noem made the right decision.

Reminds me of an episode of Twilight Zone… An old man and a hound dog named Rip, off for an evening’s pleasure in quest of raccoon. Usually, these evenings end with one tired old man, one battle-scarred hound dog, and one or more extremely dead raccoons, but as you may suspect, that will not be the case tonight. These hunters won’t be coming home from the hill. They’re headed for the backwoods – of The Twilight Zone."

Kristi will be heading some place warmer.

Could someone please explain to Cricket that, while all dogs go to heaven, Republicans do not.

As if that puppy murdering monster will ever get anywhere near the rainbow bridge.

Heaven ain’t where Kristi is going!

Check out editorial cartoonist @ClayBennett on the subject today!

I am sure more dogs are awaiting her arrival. But don’t think she going there, because that requires passing the pearly gates.

Good doggie, knock her block off!

Could Cricket’s wait be SHORT? Pleeze?

Kristi would probably find this cartoon particularly infuriating, “proud” American that she is. It’s portraying the dog with a Cricket bat.

Kristi won’t be going there.

That dog simply ceased to exist.

Noem did nothing wrong.